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missvanityvixen:

The second I saw this photo my heart broke, and only five seconds later, I realized that if you look carefully, you can see Ellie’s reflection in the window of the second panel.

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leontes:

monastasia:

mrsaspreadsjesus:

candy-injection:

idontdosubtle:

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alexoconnor:

thefingerfucker:

I made a porno with Justin Bieber in the front yard.

I made a porno with Prince Harry in a Mcdonald’s playpen.

I made a porno with Darren Criss on my last birthday.

I lost my virginity to Bradley Cooper in the bread aisle at Walmart.

I made sweet love to Zach Galifianakis on Jack Sparrow’s ship.
I played hide and seek with Taylor Lautner after we got drunk. (wouldn’t mind doing that, to be honest. lol)

I played hide and seek with Prince William on the Hogwarts Express.
I like this.

I took shots with Andy Samberg on the Hogwarts Express.
winning.

i had unprotected sex with bradley cooper in a mcdonald’s playpen.
life. made.

I played hide and seek with Prince William in his parents’ bedroom. (aw man he’s balding… huhuhu. at least i got into the chamberz HAHAHAHAHA)

I had unprotected sex with Justin Beiber and I cried the whole time.
3rd part made it okay :)

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What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?

shutterbugggg:

dimpledblogger:

six-bucks-and-a-doctor-who:

lmaogtfo:

What, Yet, Although, Then, Rarely, Never :D

REBLOG IF YOU GET IT.

Holy fuck.

I see what you did there :>

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